Pt. 2 THEY be on that bullshit!!

So I just got back from an Omega probate (three of my friends just crossed) to show my support only to come home utterly pissed off and disgusted by the male species. I'm standing about 5'2 and this big fat ass Omega about 5'11 230 stands directly in front of me while the other Que's knelt down for the bystanders to see. So he asks a girl next to me (who isn't standing behind him) if she can see, she says yes. I quipped and said "No!" playfully (all smiles and giggles) and he slightly moves to the side, only enough for me to see another side of his thick neck. So he moves a teeny bit again and I'm thinking ok whatever dude, I know ya ass aint gonna move so stop fuckin with me.

So I say "Ya know what, you good, I can see."

He replies with a smirk "I know I'm good, I'm trying to see if you can see."

I let out a chuckle and say again "Yeah, you straight! I can see."

He replies again (trying to be facetious) "Yeah I know I'm straight I'm tryna see if you can see."

If he hadn't gotten by then that I was trying to say he didn't have to move anymore he's dumb as hell...or just trying to be funny. I wasn't in the mood for funny because one, they smelled really bad and I hate funny smells, and two he seemed a little tipsy.

So not 5 minutes later he manages to stand right in my viewing space and I let out a huge sigh and suck my teeth (horrible I know, I couldn't help it) and he turns around and mumbles something.

"What?" I ask

"See, you not even payin attention to the probate, I asked if you could see?"

"Oh, I am paying attention, but you talking jilted my attention.(Then I thought to myself, does he know what jilted means?). But yes, I can see (looking around his huge mass of a body)...now."

"Oh, you tryin to see which Que you gonna f*ck tonight?"

It took 3 seconds for what he said to register to me and the first thing I thought was WTF. The first thing I said was...

"What the f*ck!? WHAT?!"

"You tryin to see which Que you tryna f*ck tonight?"

This man looked in his early 40's.

Now there are about 7 females surrounding me all lookin at him (along with myself) with the stink face. Needless to say I WENT OFF. Some F bombs here and there, a few other expletives to convey how I was truly feeling at that moment and letting him know I could give a damn about some letters. You don't speak to a woman like that. Point blank period. Esp. a female you don't know. I don't know if he felt so compelled to speak to me in that manner because he thought I was some Omega groupie like some of the others in the vicinity or what but he was messin with the wrong one. I don't play that shit. All he could say was,

"...See that's why you're not Greek." and stood right back in front of me. Aww.

Oh yeah did I mention I had 3 friends that were probating?! Yeah so I cleared my vocal chords and commenced to screaming out their names and other congratulatory phrases. Yes while he was standing directly in front of me, he eventually moved. My bad. ;)




And if that's what it means to be Greek, to put up with bullshit n thangs, you're right, that's EXACTLY why I'm not Greek.

Special Request

L'homme de Chocolat 4/6/09

The Chocolate Man
There he stands
Looking at me in all my glam
He smells so sweet,
Proper tone, erect stance
Gleaming eyes that make my heart prance.

The Chocolate Man
Can I have a chance,
To make your toes curl
And your eyebrows dance?
As you've done mine, many a time
Got me feeling...so sublime

The Chocolate Man
And the Chocolate girl
Giving those sheets a healthy whirl
He gives, she takes
He takes, she gives
All the more so this lust can live...



Merci de votre amitié :)